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Overview

Enjoy The Ride

Doin' Time

Through The Years

I'll Still Be There
Anything (I Can Do)
All I Want Is My Freedom
The Ice Age*
Bum's Rush
Delta Mud
Maggie's Song
So Close
Ain't No Easy Way*
We've Got Till Dawn
Nashville Tendency*
Squeaky Springs*
Miss Judy*
The Last Thing
Treat Me Like A Dog*
Fade To Gray
Ida's Tune*
(It Sure Is) Lonely Out Tonight*
Heaven And Hell

Only Children

 

 

 

 

Enjoy The Ride CD Cover

Treat Me Like A Dog

If dog poop were diamonds, I'd be rich as a king
If barking were thinking, I'd know everything
If you need me, just whistle, I'll come every time
You can ride this old Greyhound to the end of the line

  If you'd treat me like a dog, then I'd be
  Livin' high on the hog
  I'd be sleepin' like a log
  If you'd treat me like a dog

If bitches were riches, I'd out-spend the queen
If I'm picked you'll be licked 'til you're shiny and clean
Some shots and some shelter and I'll make a home
Well fixed and well petted, I never will roam

  If you'd keep me like a hound, you'd find I'm
  Always hanging around
  I'm not in the lost and found
  If you'd keep me like a hound

If dog butts were doughnuts, I'd smell like a prince
My leg-humping, fence-jumping's over long since
I may chew your slippers but I'll sleep by your side
If I'm not chasing pussy, you'll know that I've died

  If you'd treat me like a dog, then I'd be
  Livin' high on the hog
  I'd be sleepin' like a log
  If you'd treat me like a dog

  If you'd keep me like a hound, you'd find I'm
  Always hanging around
  I'm not in the lost and found
  If you'd keep me like a hound

  If you'd treat me like a dog, then I'd be
  Livin' high on the hog
  I'd be sleepin' like a log
  If you'd treat me like a dog